Reasons why Cold Months are the best:

seasons-of-lov3:

  1. No bugs
  2. Warm Sweaters, Boots & Comfy Clothing
  3. Halloween
  4. Thanksgiving
  5. Christmas
  6. New Years
  7. Soup
  8. Cozy Blankets & Cuddling
  9. Hot Chocolate & Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  10. Beautiful Snow
  11. Gorgeous Autumn Trees
  12. Crisp Air
  13. Pumpkin Picking
  14. Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree in NYC
  15. The Scents & Tastes
  16. Christmas & Halloween Movies and TV Specials
  17. The Atmosphere & Lights & Decorations
  18. No Bugs
  19. No Bugs
  20. No Bugs

You forgot a few things:

  1. No bugs
  2. No bugs
  3. No bugs
  4. No motherfucking bugs

(via khansherbatch)


livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via spnfamilyhasasherlockinthetardis)


Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died


majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!

NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!

ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

(via down-the-multifandom-hole)


Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.


Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

(via kenziebunnie)


de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

(via down-the-multifandom-hole)


idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

That happened to my mother. She was flying in Soviet Russian and after the plane hit so hard that the oxygen masks came down, the whole plane burst into applause.

(via satanssecretblog)


demonimpalas:

I made a Superawkwardsass thing I hope it’s accurate

starring: deansass, supernaturalapocalypse and awkward-fallen-angel

(via awkward-fallen-angel)


Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

5secondsof-preferences:

thepiper76:

i-dance-irish:

pointtoesforwhat:

sparkles-and-sasswalks:

blueeyedrascal76:

do it to it

yes yes yes please do it

PLEASE!!!!

guys pls

for once someone do this pleasee

DO IT PLEASE

(via kenziebunnie)


crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT

(via gabriel-fallen-angel)


I sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me thinking I was a good and quality blog.


grinchy-ambitions:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

Like, let’s talk about this for a fucking second… He lost, many times. That’s alright, the other person just probably played longer than you, so fucking what.
He calls the cops.. Hold up..
He called the cops. I don’t think you understand..
He CALLED the COPS.
I’m a sore loser, but I DON’T CALL THE FUCKING COPS ON SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE BETTER THAN ME.
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS, WHO COULD PROBABLY BE HELPING AN ACTUAL CASE, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS STOMPED IN A GAME OF COUNTER STRIKE?! OR WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK GAME YOU ARE PLAYING, I COULD CARE LESS.
fuck you..
fuck you..
FUCK you..
FUCK YOU, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY RAPID-BEATING, HOT-BLOODED HEART. IF YOU EVER DO THIS TO SOMEONE, I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AS A FUCKING HUMAN BEING, YOU ARE NOW SHIT. NO, WORSE THAN SHIT. YOU ARE NOTHING, TRAPPED IN THE ENDLESS NOTHING IN SPACE. YOU CRASH-LAND INTO THE SUN AND BURN FOR BILLIONS, TRILLONS, AND FUCKTILLIONS OF YEAR TO COME.
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
PEOPLE WHO STREAM HAVE HAD THE COPS CALLED ON THEM AND HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED ONLINE.
SOMEONE’S FATHER WAS ASSAULTED BY ONE OF THE POLICE WHILE THEY WERE BEING ARRESTED.
OH MY GOD, I’M SHAKING IN ANGER. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS A FUCKING THING.

grinchy-ambitions:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

Like, let’s talk about this for a fucking second… He lost, many times. That’s alright, the other person just probably played longer than you, so fucking what.

He calls the cops.. Hold up..

He called the cops. I don’t think you understand..

He CALLED the COPS.

I’m a sore loser, but I DON’T CALL THE FUCKING COPS ON SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE BETTER THAN ME.

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS, WHO COULD PROBABLY BE HELPING AN ACTUAL CASE, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS STOMPED IN A GAME OF COUNTER STRIKE?! OR WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK GAME YOU ARE PLAYING, I COULD CARE LESS.

fuck you..

fuck you..

FUCK you..

FUCK YOU, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY RAPID-BEATING, HOT-BLOODED HEART. IF YOU EVER DO THIS TO SOMEONE, I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AS A FUCKING HUMAN BEING, YOU ARE NOW SHIT. NO, WORSE THAN SHIT. YOU ARE NOTHING, TRAPPED IN THE ENDLESS NOTHING IN SPACE. YOU CRASH-LAND INTO THE SUN AND BURN FOR BILLIONS, TRILLONS, AND FUCKTILLIONS OF YEAR TO COME.

THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.

PEOPLE WHO STREAM HAVE HAD THE COPS CALLED ON THEM AND HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED ONLINE.

SOMEONE’S FATHER WAS ASSAULTED BY ONE OF THE POLICE WHILE THEY WERE BEING ARRESTED.

OH MY GOD, I’M SHAKING IN ANGER. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS A FUCKING THING.

(via gabriel-fallen-angel)


gabriel-fallen-angel:

rad-rising-demon:

birdsandhappiness-fallen-angel:

theprogrocker:

kuuder:

avenging-winchesters:

stereotypicalpotato:

alexxkingston:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

doctorangel:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!
THEY’RE WILL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE.
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST! DON’T CHYA CRY NO MORE!!!!!

I LIKE ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE GIRLS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAMAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MANNNNNNNPUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAAAAAAAAAD 

I’d just sing a Skrillex song tbh

DEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dododododo
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOHEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH
DOO DOOO DOOO DODODOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

CAN’T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING
DOWN YOUR DIRTY STREET

THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE VAGABONDS NE’ER-DO-WELLS AND INSUFFERABLE BASTARDSCONFESSING THEIR APOSTASIES LED AWAY BY IMPERFECT IMPOSTORS OHOHOHOHOHOH

I’m a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Imagine the fire person done with the test though and all the slow people behind who are confused.

gabriel-fallen-angel:

rad-rising-demon:

birdsandhappiness-fallen-angel:

theprogrocker:

kuuder:

avenging-winchesters:

stereotypicalpotato:

alexxkingston:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

doctorangel:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!

THEY’RE WILL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE.

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST! DON’T CHYA CRY NO MORE!!!!!

I LIKE ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE GIRLS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAMAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MANNNNNNN
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAAAAAAAAAD 

I’d just sing a Skrillex song tbh

DEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dododododo

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOHEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH

DOO DOOO DOOO DODODOOOO

DOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODOOOOO

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

CAN’T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING

DOWN YOUR DIRTY STREET

THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE VAGABONDS
NE’ER-DO-WELLS AND INSUFFERABLE BASTARDS
CONFESSING THEIR APOSTASIES
LED AWAY BY IMPERFECT IMPOSTORS
OHOHOHOHOHOH

I’m a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Imagine the fire person done with the test though and all the slow people behind who are confused.


onceandfuturewinchester:

dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

itsraininbritishmen:

thewalkingassbutt:

whyisntdanonfire:

i-ship-it-for-the-bitches:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

peruvian-whovian:

#I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THAT HURT

*pained cry*

thanks Satan

*metatron, we like satan

I don’t think I’m ever gonna see that sentence make sense anywhere else.

FUCK ALL YALL

sammy no bby

*tries to pick up scattered pieces of heart*

NO. OMC.

Thanks Ruby, Metatron, and HalLucifer. Screw you all very much.

onceandfuturewinchester:

dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

itsraininbritishmen:

thewalkingassbutt:

whyisntdanonfire:

i-ship-it-for-the-bitches:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

peruvian-whovian:

#I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THAT HURT

*pained cry*

thanks Satan

*metatron, we like satan

I don’t think I’m ever gonna see that sentence make sense anywhere else.

FUCK ALL YALL

sammy no bby

*tries to pick up scattered pieces of heart*

NO. OMC.

Thanks Ruby, Metatron, and HalLucifer. Screw you all very much.

(via supernaturalapocalypse)